Top Five Drunk Texts…

The first four were written by a friend (who shall not be named) to the man who is now her husband, proving that crazy isn't always bad for relationships, I guess. She has graciously allowed me to post them on this site.  The last one is, unfortunately, a text message that I sent...

1.   m naked, where r u? (particularly bad when sent to mother instead of guy you’re seeing)
2.   do u remember me?
3.   was that grl i saw u with ur sister?
4.   i love u
5.   asdadsf